Monday, August 15, 2011

Taking chances?

If someone gave you a chance, would you take it?

Where would you put it?

>On the mantle.
It caught fire while you tried to make "Fireplace patties." You sob uncontrollably.
>On the refrigerator door.
You used a cheap magnet and it fell off and broke when you slammed the door
out of rage from not finding raw hamburger meat inside.

>In your mouth.
It is delicious, congratulations.

>On me.
It worked for Abba...but not for you. Now finish your vegetables and clean
the rec. room.

Go back to flipping burgers.

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