If someone gave you a chance, would you take it?
Where would you put it?
>On the mantle.
It caught fire while you tried to make "Fireplace patties." You sob uncontrollably.
>On the refrigerator door.
You used a cheap magnet and it fell off and broke when you slammed the door
out of rage from not finding raw hamburger meat inside.
>In your mouth.
It is delicious, congratulations.
It worked for Abba...but not for you. Now finish your vegetables and clean
the rec. room.
Go back to flipping burgers.