Video games

They eat your life...but they're so fun!

That is, until you realize you sat down to play for an hour and it's somehow the next day all of a sudden. OH well, at least my gamer score is up, right?

You are exactly where you should be

But you still might want to hit the gas before the light changes.

To thine own self be true

...screw everyone else.

Never Lie

except for down.

Trust yourself

even when you don't know who that is.

Don't say much

...then people will listen when you do.

Appropriate

When is it appropriate to respond to a question with "Yes...but only when I'm drunk." ?